Dad jokes are known for being corny – but some can be so unbelievably corny they’re actually funny. Some would say only a dad would laugh at these jokes, but we beg to differ. Dads are human just like the rest of us, after all.
Or are they? Check out these 10 bad dad jokes for a selection of the corniest corny jokes around!
1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
2. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
3. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it!
4. I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!
5. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!
6. What’s ET short for? Because he’s only got tiny legs!
7. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
9. What do you call something with two butts that can kill you? An assassin!
10. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands!