15 Dirty One Liner Jokes That Are So Inappropriate That They Will Make You Blush

Here are 15 of the most shared dirty one liner jokes online. 1.Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!  

2. Q: Why don’t black people go on cruises? A: They already fell for that trick once.  

3. Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.  

4. Q: Did you hear about the celebrity murderer? A: He was shooting for the stars.  

5. Q: What kind of bees produce milk? A: Boobies  

6. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don’t have balls to scratch.  

7. Q: How do you rape a camel? A: One hump at a time.  

8. Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!  

9. Q: Why did the semen cross the road? A: I wore the wrong socks today.  

10. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.  

11. Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.  

12. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.  

13.Q: What do Instagram models eat? A: Dick Picza  

14. Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.  

15. Q: What does the blanket say when it falls off the bed? A: Oh sheeeeet.