10 Funny Garage Sale Signs That Can Definitely Sell Ice To Eskimos

There’s no easier way to get rid of unwanted stuff than the good ol’ garage sale: pile things up on the lawn and sure enough you’ll find somebody to buy them.

If you’ve got the right signs, that is.

We’ve picked some of the best, funniest garage sale signs to give you some inspiration – or, if a garage sale is not exactly the next box on your to-do list, at least give you a good laugh!

1. Lionel Richie can charm everybody.

2. Just take my money.

3. Honesty never hurt nobody…

4. … or has it?

5. Read it in Mike Tyson’s lisp.

6. Or like Yoda say it.

7. Why not make it the best garage sale ever?

8. A large green sign with lots of text can sometimes work, too.

9. Or a pink one with less text, cause why not?

10. Hope you won’t have to use this one.

Now that you’ve seen them all, we’re pretty sure you’ve found one that works for you. Share this with your friends to spread the laughs!