10 Double Meaning Jokes That Make Me Laugh But Will Crack You Up

What do you think about double-meaning jokes? These are the type of jokes that are good for any kind of audience as it offers double opportunity for getting the punchlines.

It takes a special skill to create such double meaning jokes and also to interpret them correctly.

Can you get both meaning of the following jokes?

 1. A beautiful woman walks into a bar. The barkeep says, “What’ll you have?”

She replies, “I’d like a double entendre, please.”

So he gives it to her.

2. A wife says to her husband…

“I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear.”

To which the husband replies:

“Kitchen, bathroom, living room.”

3. How do baseball players stay cool?

They sit next to their fans.

4. What exam do young witches have to pass?

A spell-ing test.

5. Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?

Because women have four lips and men have two heads!

6. A Spanish magician has a grand magical show and at the end he says he will disappear after counting to three. He starts to count, “Un, dos…”

Kazaam! He vanished without a tres.

7. A  husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their  computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,”
then the wife falls on the ground  laughing because on the screen it says,
“Error. Not long enough.”

8. My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

9. Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

10. They say that sex is the best form of exercise.

Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but 2 minutes and 15 seconds once every 3 months ain’t going to shift a beer belly.