Solve your holiday shopping woes with funny, festive, sweary gifts for your nearest and dearest this year. GetBullish has the best range of profane and inappropriate humor to jingle your bells and get everyone on the naughty list giggling.
Now, I’m warning you… if you don’t like swearing; this is not for you.
If just hearing a four-letter word makes your toes curl, stop reading now. If the mere idea of insulting someone - especially someone you love dearly - for humorous effect makes you reach for your smelling salts, you’ve come to the wrong place. Walk away.
If, however, you’re thinking - “F*cking fantastic! I simply love telling my friends, family and co-workers they’re a bunch of crazy, loveable b*stards!” - then good news! I’ve got the perfect online shop for you.
Get your sh!t together and find something f*cking festive at https://shop.getbullish.com/collections/sweary-stuffs
GetBullish has a whole range of exclusive and expletive-laden comedy gifts for the holidays. Everything from totes, mugs, stickers, keychains, tea towels, cards, pens and even hand sanitizer, all branded with those naughty words that we dare not utter in polite company.
You know the ones: it begins with “F” and sounds like “duck”; the dirty version of “oh poop”; and the anatomical one beginning with “D” that rhymes with “Jolly Old St Nick”.
Now don’t be insulted! Scientific studies show that creative swearing may be an indicator of higher levels of someone’s intelligence and honesty. Furthermore, uttering some profanity has been linked to a healthier dispersal of negative feelings such as aggression and even increasing pain endurance. Basically, swearing is f*cking good for you!
That’s something that these awesome b*tches at GetBullish know all about. GetBullish began in 2010 as an advice column thought up by Jennifer Dziura about women, careers, and entrepreneurship. From a small collection of products embellished with phrases from her written work, the brand grew. They added new hilarious items for unisex audiences and those who enjoy some good old wordy, sarcastic or inappropriate gifts; people just like you.
The company is located in Industry City, a campus of reimagined warehouses and studios on the waterfront in Brooklyn, NY. The LGBTQIA-friendly company is 100% woman-owned and operated.
They ship across the US and this holiday season they’re offering some amazing gifts for $25 and under - perfect for the hard to buy for b*gger who is always on the naughty list.
A satisfied customer said: “Perfect one-stop shop for my holiday shopping this year: everything from an obscene mug for my ecstatic Aunt Shirls to some sweary pens for the office’s Secret Santa. Everything arrived on time and the quality is top notch. I’m one happy ‘curse-tomer’!”
So what are you f*cking waiting for? Shop now at https://shop.getbullish.com
