Powerful (Naughty) Words You Wish You Could Say To Your Boss & Colleagues More Often


I have been wondering these days if there was really such thing as a dream job. Some of the articles I came across argue that a person changes on average 4 niches before he settles down for life. And when he settles it would be good if holds a position that perfectly matches his skills and passions.

Some human resources professionals, on the other hand, say that we should avoid turning our passions and hobbies into a job but leave them as our free-time activities.

I don’t know what the truth is. But I am happy that I truly enjoy my work and I have the chance to speak what’s on my mind- always. What about you?

1. You sound reasonable, time to increase the medication.

2.  Yes, I work for the Satan. But my duties are mostly ceremonial.

3. I am not being rude. You are just insignificant.

4. The fact that nobody understands you doesn’t mean that you a creative artist.

5.  I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

6. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

7. No, my powers can only be used for good.

8. I understand your point, but I still think you are full of shit.

9. Why don’t you put a duck tape on your mouth?

10. I don’t work here. I am a consultant.

11. I am out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

12. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

13. How about you bring me some coffee? That’s what you are best at.

 14. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

15. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.



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