10 Smooth Tinder Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Get You a Date
Do you have little to no experience using Tinder? Are you a mediocre writer at best?
Do you want your message to hit the right spot and create a good first impression?
You can borrow the following Tinder pickup lines that will really impress your crush:
they are guaranteed to help you get what you really want… at no cost.
1. “Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.'”
2. “What are the chances I see you naked tonight?”
3. “Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.”
4. “Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you.”
5. What’s a smart, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?
6. I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
7. You look like you love adventure, you know some guys love spontaneous, adventurous girls.
8. Baby if I could rewrite the alphabet I would make a capital “i” and a lowercase “L” more distinguishable because starting a sentence with “ill” is hard to read.
9. “I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds.
You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
10. “Show me what you got under that shirt.”