No matter who you are, it’s guaranteed that sooner or later you’ll get into an argument with someone. And nothing is worse when someone destroys you with just words, leaving you feel dumb. Fear no more, keep anyone of these insults in your back pocket and you’ll shut them up in a second.
1. “You’re so dumb… you thought the Harlem Shake was a drink!”
2. “Your feet are so big your shoes need license plates!”
3. “If your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”
4. “Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.”
5. “You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.”
6. “Mirrors can’t talk. And luckily for you, they can’t laugh either.”
7. “You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.”
8. “If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents.”
9. “Your kid is so ugly, he makes his Happy Meal cry.”
10. “You’re so fat… you fell out of both sides of the bed!”
What’s the best insult you have ever heard?