18 Epic “Yo momma” Jokes That Will Have You Roaring With Laughter

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There is a fine line between an annoying “yo momma” joke and a funny one. The better the punchline, the funnier the joke.

Here are some classic “yo momma” punchlines with some quite sophisticated comic mind behind them.

1. Yo Momma’s so fat she saw a bus go by and shouted, “stop that twinkie!”

2. Yo Momma’s so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

3. Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

4. Yo Momma’s so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, “Where did the heat go?”

5. Yo momma’s so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the “Under 17 not permitted” sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.

6. Yo Momma’s so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina

7. Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.

8. Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said “concentrate.”

9. Yo momma’s so dumb, when she saw the “Disneyland left” sign, she went home.

10. Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said “No way. Even sluts have standards.”

11. Yo momma’s so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

12. Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning.

13. Yo momma’s so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

14. Yo momma’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

15. Yo momma’s so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

16. Yo Momma’s so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

17. Yo momma’s so stupid that she threw a clock out just to see time fly.

18. Yo momma’s so stupid when I told her she lost her mind she went to look for it.

 

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