1.Q: How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck on his cock!
2. Q: Why don’t black people go on cruises?
A: They already fell for that trick once.
3. Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
A: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
4. Q: Did you hear about the celebrity murderer?
A: He was shooting for the stars.
5. Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
6. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don’t have balls to scratch.
7. Q: How do you rape a camel?
A: One hump at a time.
8. Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!
9. Q: Why did the semen cross the road?
A: I wore the wrong socks today.
10. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
11. Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
12. Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
13.Q: What do Instagram models eat?
A: Dick Picza
14. Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
15. Q: What does the blanket say when it falls off the bed?
A: Oh sheeeeet.