10 Smooth Tinder Pickup Lines Guaranteed to Get You a Date

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Do you have little to no experience using Tinder? Are you a mediocre writer at best?

Do you want your message to hit the right spot and create a good first impression?

You can borrow the following pickup lines that will really impress your crush:

they are guaranteed to help you get what you really want… at no cost.

 

1. “Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit ‘password hint,’ it keeps telling me ‘Jessica’s phone number.'”

 

 

2. “What are the chances I see you naked tonight?”

 

 

3. “Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.”

 

 

4. “Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you.”

 

 

5. What’s a smart, attractive, young… man like me doing without your number?

 

 

6. I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.

 

 

7. You look like you love adventure, you know some guys love spontaneous,  adventurous girls.

 

 

8. Baby if I could rewrite the alphabet I would make a capital “i” and a lowercase “L” more distinguishable because starting a sentence with “ill” is hard to read.

 

9. “I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds.

[Girl: What?]

You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

 

10. “Show me what you got under that shirt.”

 

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